I only eat provolone but thanks.

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(Source: onlinegf)

Via 휴A휴 ;;

kingkazma121:

okitofox:

I love how the superwhlock one of this has all of this arguing and the homestuck one is just being reblogged by homestucks like “ya it totally is”

ya it totally is

(Source: masksandsand)



fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.


warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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Via 휴A휴 ;;

joannaestep:

Kisses on the calm ocean…






agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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Via the world is quiet here.

(Source: spongebob-daily)



thevirginharry:

I got the new apple watch



smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

(Source: ryanatwoodswifebeater)


ravenclawesomever:

love-and-bdsm:

asriels:

it genuinely baffles me that men don’t want women in positions of power because “they’re slaves to their hormones/emotions” and yet one of the first lines of defence when it comes to rape cases tends to be “it’s hardly his fault look at what she was wearing how could we expect him to control himself

Gee, it’s almost as if misogyny isn’t based in logic.
Via Handpicked Thundercats.

littlepandabear:

sixpenceee:

Oh my god 

I’d run too 

jesus



weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"




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